A very grandiloquent Goat Sat down to a gay table d'hote; He ate all the corks, The knives and the forks, Remarking: "On these things I dote."
Then, before his repast he began, While pausing the menu to scan, He said: "Corn, if you please, And tomatoes and pease, I'd like to have served in the can. "
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