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CHAPTER 14: "Aftword"

Ye Critics, who with bilious eye
Peruse my incoherent medley,
Prepared to let your arrows fly,
With cruel aim and purpose deadly,
Desist a moment, ere you spoil
The harvest of a twelvemonth's toil!
Remember, should you scent afar
The crusted jokes of days gone by,
What conscious plagiarists we are:
Moliere and Seymour Hicks and I,
For, as my bearded chestnuts prove,
"Je prends mon bien ou je le trouve!"