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Stiffner and Jim

We were tramping down in Canterbury, Maoriland, at the time, swagging it -- me and Bill -- looking for work on the new railway line. Well, one afternoon, after a long, hot tramp, we comes to Stiffner's Hotel -- between Christchurch and that other place -- I forget the name of it -- with throats on us like sunstruck bones, and not the price of a stick of tobacco.
We had to have a drink, anyway, so we chanced it. We walked right into the bar, handed over our swags, put up four drinks, and tried to look as if we'd just drawn our cheques and didn't care a curse for any man. We looked solvent enough, as far as swagmen go. We were dirty and haggard and ragged and tired-looking, and that was all the more reason why we might have our cheques all right.