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Of Warsaw Barnett's tenor; and the bass
Unfathomed of Wick Chapman -- Fancy still
Can _feel_, as well as _hear_ it, thrill on thrill,
Vibrating plainly down the backs of chairs
And through the wall and up the old hall-stairs. --
Indeed young Chapman's voice especially
Attracted _Mr. Hammond_ -- For, said he,
Waiving the most Elysian sweetness of
The _ladies_' voices -- altitudes above
The _man's_ for sweetness; -- _but_ -- as _contrast_, would
Not Mr. Chapman be so very good
As, just now, to oblige _all_ with -- in fact,
Some sort of _jolly_ song, -- to counteract
In part, at least, the sad, pathetic trend
Of music _generally_. Which wish our friend
"The Noted Traveler" made second to
With heartiness -- and so each, in review,
Joined in -- until the radiant _basso_ cleared
His wholly unobstructed throat and peered
Intently at the ceiling -- voice and eye
As opposite indeed as earth and sky. --
Thus he uplifted his vast bass and let
It roam at large the memories booming yet:
_Warred_ in it -- like a German Carnival. --
Even _Mrs_. Hammond smiled, as in her youth,
Hearing her husband -- And in veriest truth
"The Noted Traveler's" ever-present hat
Seemed just relaxed a little, after that,
As at conclusion of the Bacchic song
He stirred his "float" vehemently and long.
Blown blithely through it from both soul and heart --
Inspired to heights of mastery by the glad,
Enthusiastic audience he had
In the young ladies of a town that knew
No other flutist, -- nay, nor _wanted_ to,
Since they had heard _his_ "Polly Hopkin's Waltz,"
Seemed "friends" with _Mr. Hammond_ -- anyhow,
Was lifted to his lap -- where settled, she --
Enthroned thus, in her dainty majesty,
Gained _universal_ audience -- although
Addressing him alone: -- "I'm come to show
You my new Red-blue pencil; and _she_ says" --
(Pointing to _Mrs._ Hammond) -- "that she guess'
You'll make a _picture_ fer me."