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Fairly Easy

What is Enough? An idle dream!
One cannot have enough, I swear,
Of Ices or Meringues-and-Cream,
Nougat or Chocolate Eclairs,
Of Oysters or of Caviar,
Of Prawns or Pate de Foie _Grar_!
Who would not willingly forsake
Kindred and Home, without a fuss,
For Icing from a Birthday Cake,
Or juicy fat Asparagus,
And journey over countless seas
For New Potatoes and Green Peas?
They say that a Contented Mind
Is a Continual Feast; -- but where
The mental frame, and how to find,
Which can with Turtle Soup compare?
No mind, however full of Ease,
Could be Continual Toasted Cheese.
For dinner have a sole to eat
(Some Perrier Jouet, '92),
An Entree then (and, with the meat,
A bottle of Lafitte will do),
A quail, a glass of port (just one),
Liqueurs and coffee, and you've done.
Your tastes may be of simpler type; --
A homely pint of 'half-and-half,'
An onion and a dish of tripe,
Or headpiece of the kindly calf.
(Cruel perhaps, but then, you know,
''_Faut tout souffrir pour etre veau_! ')
'Tis a mistake to eat too much
Of any dishes but the best;
And you, of course, should never touch
A thing you _know_ you can't digest;
For instance, lobster: -- if you _do_,
Well, -- I'm amayonnaised at you!
Let this be your heraldic crest:
A bottle (charge) of Champagne,
A chicken (gorged) with salad (dress'd),
Below, this motto to explain --
'Enough is Very Good, may be;
Too Much is Good Enough for Me! '
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